My sister was visiting last weekend and at one point I commented that her shirt was cute. She goes, "Oh, thanks, but look...it has these tiny holes in it." And pulled near the bottom of the hem to show me:
(Note: this is not her actual shirt but the result of my google image search to show likeness.)
I said, "Oh yeah, look at that. I've had shirts with those teeny holes too!" and before I could speculate on their origin, she goes, "Ben thinks they are moths."
Now JUST HOLD ON HERE. I've never seen a moth in my closet. Why would they hang out there and eat clothes? Those cotton fibers must be yummy? But then, my thoughts kept marinating: "Well, people do have cedar closets, and why else would moth balls exist??"
Mind = blown.
It made perfect sense. I just kept repeating, "Huh, well what do you know" to myself as I processed all this. It was one of those mysteries that I never considered a mystery because I thought I could say where the holes came from if asked. Like from those security tags in the store or something.
Why am I blogging about this. Because this morning, I opened my (new!) closet to get dressed, put on my black sweater, and saw this on my sleeve:
That is ONE BIG MOTH. In fact, that couldn't be a moth, so the only logical explanation - a mouse?? In my closet, flitting amongst my hangers? (I don't think I've properly documented my extreme uneasiness/downright hatred for mice on this blog, but I have a professional come out to make sure there are none, anywhere, EVER, in my house - let's just say that.)
I shrieked for Jason. I showed him the hole. I said, "What could this be? I know it wasn't there the last time I wore this. It's like, bigger than the size of a quarter! No way it was a moth. Is there a mouse in my closet? A mouse couldn't do that, could it? What about a squirrel??" and on and on and finally he stopped me with a sheepish look on his face. "Oh, I've been meaning to tell you. When I was building the closet, my first pass with the drill went through and it caught on something...um, it was your sweater."
Oh.
Well, I'm not even mad. I hate this sweater anyway. In fact, I'm so ready to be out of maternity clothes that I was just grateful it was not a giant moth or a mouse or a squirrel. A drill hole is fine with me. I rolled the cuff over so you can't see it. On with my day.
Did anyone else know about those teeny holes being caused by moths or am I the last to know? Hopefully someone somewhere is having the same a-ha moment I did. That's really the point of this post :)
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